Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Terror-Alert Status

I am uber tired, extremely annoyed with the Barky Barkerton behind us and swamped with 1099 requests from morons who waited to do their Plus, I have to pay our quarterlies today. Yuck! Jordan's Current Threat Level: Yellow. Proceed with caution!

An oldie, but a goodie!
Every woman knows that there are those days when all a man has to do is open his mouth, and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

What's your terror-alert status today? ;)


Lindsey said...

You crack me up!

The Richardson's said...

I am laughing sooo hard! Chase said he knows why he gets his head bit off everytime he opens his mouth. He is always in the RED!!!